HBWL #4005 "Static" starts off strange and just gets weirder. Seems that happens whenever Randy is involved. Randy comes in to have a little chat with Brad. It seems Randy feels he should be the champion because he left Cory and Bob in piles of cum in his last appearance. He figures that since Bob is the champion, and he left him out cold, he should now be the champion. Brad tries to explain that he can't be the champion because he wasn't even in the match, he just interfered later in the match and happened to be the last man standing. In fact, he was getting his ass kicked by Cory right before this happened. Brad and Randy can't seem to agree, so Randy asks for a rematch with Bob. Brad laughs at him and tells him that he's not getting the rematch because not only can't Randy beat Bob, he can't even beat Brad. Brad then reminds him of the absolutely humiliating defeat he suffered at Brad's hands in #3998 "Stand Back". (If you don't remember, not only did Brad beat him fair and square, he left him tied up in a teddy!) Randy insists this was a fluke and makes a deal with Brad... If they fight again and Randy wins, he gets a title shot against Bob. If he loses, he is fired from HBWL. Randy quickly agrees to this stipulation. Within a couple seconds of agreeing to the match, Evan (who Brad was there to meet in the first place) comes into the room and Brad takes that little distraction and cracks Randy over the head with a bat.

Brad, who seems to be getting more and more vicious with these guys, looks at it like no big deal and politely introduces himself to his new recruit. Evan, shocked at what he just say and even more shocked at how casually Brad is handling it, is quite nervous. Brad continues to be very calm about the whole thing and he asks Evan to help him move Randy. They carry Randy over to a table and Evan helps Brad strip Randy. While Brad is jerking Randy off, he asks Evan to count to 30 for him. Once he reaches 30, he leaves Randy hard and out cold on the table and invites Evan to sit down. Evan sits and Brad explains the reason he stripped Randy and had Evan count to 30 is because in order to win a match in HBWL, you have to strip your opponent naked and have him out cold for 30 seconds before you win the match.

After hearing this, Evan decides this isn't for him because he says he's not gay... Brad, however, is not fooled by that. He saw how intensely Evan was checking out Randy while he was laid out and he can see that Evan is very curious about HBWL so he starts to rub Evan's dick and eventually Evan caves in some and starts to rub back. Brad decides that he wants to get Evan in a match and since the only other wrestler in the room is out cold on the table, he makes himself Evan's first opponent. When Randy finally wakes up, he is informed that they had the match and since he lost, he's fired. Randy can't believe it! He went in there to become the champion and leaves, very dejected, without a job.

When Randy leaves, the match begins and Evan shows some real wrestling ability as he uses fireman's carries and 2 leg takedowns to get a quick advantage over Brad. Brad, who really has no wrestling ability whatsoever, would prove to be a real easy target for Evan, so he takes a different approach on the match. He just lays back and starts to flirt with Evan. This works as a now clearly gay curious Evan has forgotten all about wrestling and begins to explore Brad instead of kick his ass like he easily could have done. Brad just lays back and once Evan is getting really into it and not paying anymore attention to the match, Brad uses a dumbell in front of him and for the second time, cracks someone over the head in this match with a blunt object. Evan slumps to the ground and Brad takes over...

Brad quickly strips his opponent and gets him hard. It's not long before Evan is naked and Brad is completing his 30 count for his second victory in about 10 minutes. He uses almost a whole bottle of oil on Evan. Evan will eventually wake up but even after waking up, he can't put up a fight against Brad because he's just too beaten up by then. Brad takes his victim over to the wall and cuffs him up on the wall and then jerks him off. Once Evan is able to clear the cobwebs, he begins to get into what Brad is doing. Brad, thinking at first that he's humiliating Evan, finally realizes that Evan is loving it. (It looks like Brad's created a monster). Brad finally just walks away from Evan because he doesn't want to "finish the job" and actually let Evan enjoy himself. As Brad leaves, Evan asks if he's going to finish the job. Brad tells him no, but maybe his next opponent will. After Brad leaves the room, Evan is left with his hands cuffed up and no way to finish the job himself. I hope for Evan's sake that he finds a new opponent soon because he seems ready to get into the real action of HBWL. Don't worry, he won't have to wait long :)
I mean, did you really think we've seen the last of Randy?